Broadway Hits Rock Bottom
The bequest of a long-time member, Barney Rockbottom, made the chapter proud
owners of a farm, or so they thought. What do you do with an old barn on a
rocky hillside with a mortgage about to be foreclosed and taxes due? You
turn it into a summer theater and sell tickets, that’s what you do!
Show Title:
Broadway Hits Rock Bottom
Author:
Ed Jackson
Location:
O’Shaughnessy Auditorium, College of Saint Catherine
Date:
February 23, 1985
Headliners:
- Happiness Emporium
- Most Happy Fellows
- Class Reunion
Other Quartets:
- For Your Pleasure
- Celebration
- Rain ’N’ Shine
- Harmony Street Revue
- Grass Roots
- Northern Comfort
Characters:
- Scoop RileyJohn Barrett
- Chapter PresidentMax Parks
- Chapter SecretaryBryant Dunshee
- Member 1Dennis Brown
- Member 2Bernie Adams
- Slick and SlackRon Glaeser and Ray Ensrud
- JudgesTracy Anderson, Corrine Schauer, Kathy Ensrud
- CharleneNiccole Youngquist
- Musical DirectorsBob Dowma, Doug Chapman, Duane Rygg
Chorus Songs:
- Alexander’s Ragtime Band
- Hey Look Me Over
- Get Me To the Church On Time
- There is Nothing Like a Dame
- The Showboat Came to Town
- Love Is a Many Splendored Thing
- Cohan Medley
- My Lady Loves to Dance
- My Wild Irish Rose
- Bye, Bye, Blackbird
Memorable Lines from Show:
Slick:
My new girlfriend speaks eight languages.
Slack:
What are they?
Slick:
I don’t know, she doesn’t speak English!