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Our 1997 show...

The Fall of the Roman Umpire

– or –

Plato Hits a Homer

In the big inning, before baseball was a hit... even before America was America... there were Olympic games! These celebrated games put the sports’ spotlight on the laurel-touting men of Greece and left the toga-clad Romans in the dark. Legend has it, in a misguided effort to win back the hearts of the women of Rome, the leaders of Rome grabbed their bats and gloves and took the field for what was too be the first baseball game ever. But, according to historians, the king ordered the game to be cancelled to avoid losing his crown. This was the first game called because of reign!

Show Title:
The Fall of the Roman Umpire – or – Plato Hits a Homer
Author:
John Barrett
Location:
The Great Hall, Bethel College
Date:
March 8, 1997
Headliners:
  • Class Reunion
  • Northland Gold
  • Four Star Collection (1997 Queens of Harmony)
  • ...and the Roseville High School Barbershop Chorus
Other Quartets:
  • SPATS
  • Harmony’s Inn
  • Vintage Years
  • Northstar Dusters
  • Tune by Four
Characters:
  • King CalgriffithPaul Barrett
  • Queen NagamemnonMollie Anderson
  • ElmaSheila Enzenauer
  • Pomp N. CircumstanceRay Ensrud
  • Lulu Dacrous, Esq.Sue Valois
  • Thor ShoulderChuck Fried
  • CiticusDave Boyd
Chorus Songs:
  • On a Wonderful Day Like Today
  • When You Wish Upon a Star
  • Lulu’s Back in Town
  • I’m in Love with the Mother of My Best Girl
  • What Kind of Fool Am I?
  • Harmony Joe
  • I’m Sitting on Top of the World
  • Dream a little Dream of Me

  • Teach the Children to Sing
  • When There’s Love at home

Memorable Lines from Show:

King:
We used to play ball down by the barn, until a pig ate the ball.
Pomp:
What was the ruling on that?
King:
It was an “inside-the-pork” home run.
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