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Our 1990 show...

Uptight on the Tight Rope

– or –

No, No, No Net

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the semi-greatest show on earth! Somewhere, in a world only slightly simpler than ours, a bedraggled small-time circus finds itself facing fearful financial and familial difficulties in the small town of Dixie, Minnesota. The great Closalina family of tightrope walkers faces a leadership vacuum; no one knows whether the new clown and her trained dog will draw couch potatoes out of their sacks; and all of the men have been kicked out of their quarters by their wives... hurry, hurry, hurry.

Show Title:
Uptight on the Tight Rope – or – No, No, No Net
Author:
Dutton Foster
Location:
I. A. O’Shaughnessy Auditorium on the Campus of the College of St. Catherine
Date:
March 24, 1990, 4:30 and 8 p.m.
Headliners:
  • Interstate Rivals
  • Esprit De Corps
Other Quartets:
  • Metrotones
  • Three Ring Circus
  • Clowning Around
  • Rain ’N’ Shine
Characters:
  • Tornado WarningMax Parks
  • Miranda WarningMolly Anderson
  • Novo CaineSteve Osborne
  • Trajectory ClosalinaBob Delamatre
  • Claude PosteriorDave Melville
  • Forsa GravityMark Gilstad
  • Washonda ClosalinaCarol King
  • Steve AdoreJeff Griese
  • Georgia ClownJenni-Cowdry-Nielsen
  • Assorted ClownsMary Lou Gilstad, Kathleen Almquist
Chorus Songs:
  • Circus Day In Dixie
  • What, No Women?!?
  • Coney Island/We All Fall Medley
  • Down in the Old Neighborhood
  • A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody
  • Five Foot Ten, Poison Pen
  • Heart of a Clown
  • Baby Face
  • When the Circus Came to Town
  • When the Midnight Choo-Choo Leaves For Alabama

Memorable Lines from Show:

Tornado Warning:
I’m sorry to say, the Human Cannon Ball has been fired.... We’ll never find another man of his caliber.
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